I'm not some kind of monster!
April 2010
35 posts
i've been working
my first break! yay!
(oh god i’m going to die sometime soon if this keeps up)
this is strange
i’ve grown so much more closer to mum ever since i introduced her to facebook.
she’s obsessed with it yes, but i’ve found out so much stuff about her and how much she…aww…loves the family.
and now i talk to her everyday about things. we laugh.
i like this. thanks facebook.
no, seriously =)
“see that independent woman over there? the one with the legs. the asian one. yeah she’s so f******ng hot.”
—while i was at work, a businessman decided to tell me this. i don’t think he realized that i don’t have a sexual attraction to women. and plus he’s perverted.
“SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO SAW THIS MAN DYING AND DIDN’T HELP HIM!!! YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO FUCKING JUMP IN AND WARD OFF THE ATTACKER! YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EITHER STOPPED AND HELPED WITH HIS WOUNDS OR AT LEAST CALLED AN AMBULANCE WHEN HE WAS GETTING STABBED!!! Instead you go and you take a train so you won’t be late? You deserve to burn in hell!!! Selfish you shouldn’t even be called human!!!!”
—taken from a facebook group on the 20 year old man who got stabbed near to where I live. if you’re going to have a facebook group on someone that’s died, make it sound proper…this just makes the lulz go round. *shakes head*
“Seeing who is tougher, stronger, who has the cooler car, and putting you down even though they say they are joking, but the gay guys I’ve met don’t care about being ‘manly’ all the time”
—unknown source (though its from wikipedia from the page “Fag Stag”.
“get down, get down, and move it all around”
—world’s shittiest lyrics. courtesy of…backstreet boys?
“DO YOU WANT LUNCHHHHH?!!!!! ERGHHHH”
—Battlefield Earth 3000. John Travolta oh no.
i didn't realize there were intense interest in men's asses. :P
- friend: he has a nice ass mmm
- me: what's a nice ass?
- friend: when it's all shaped like this *shapely* and not like this *ugly shape*. when its up a bit and isn't spread out so much. like that guy there.
- me: oh i see
- friend: and not like that guy over there
- me: oh... i get it =)
legal death
i was reading on Cyronics (the process in which you are frozen before you die or after you kind of die but not really, and having the hope that technology will revive you in the future) and there was a really good summary of exactly WHAT IS ruled out on what is death?
Most people say when you’re heart stops beating.
Wrong… =S
“few if any patients pronounced dead by today’s physicians are in fact truly dead by any scientifically rigorous criteria”
oh.my.god.
why haven’t i ever thought of this before?
“Death based on cardiac arrest or resuscitation failure is a purely social construction used to justify terminating care of dying patients. In this view, legal death and its aftermath are a form of euthanasia in which sick people are abandoned. Philosopher Max More suggested a distinction between death associated with circumstances and intention versus death that is absolutely irreversible. Absolutely irreversible death has also been called information-theoretic death, which implies destruction of the brain to such an extent that the original information content can no longer be recovered.”
this is mind numbing stuff….
“roasted moment”
—a CAPTCHA i got when writing on a blog
“they say time heals everything…but i’m still waiting”
—
Dixie Chicks - “Not Ready to Make Nice”
yes well, it’s night time, and this song is so “i’m angry and i’m gonna do something about my life in an angry and purposeful way”. oh who cares if its the dixie chicks. :P
“7. Do you speak up about gay rights, but make sure every one knows that you yourself are heterosexual?”
—
most guys i know are like this.
it’s usually like this:
“I believe gay men are as human as any other straight person. That said, I’m not gay.”
apparently the best Xena episode
is from the 2nd season.
“A Day in the Life”
I remember when i watched this, I loved it! =3
I haven’t finished Season 5 part 2 or any of the last season (6), but apparently the last 2 episodes of the series is rated one of the worst.
Also, the worst Xena episode is “Married with Fishsticks”. I saw it today and I hated it.
